Deep from the bowels of Dulce and the Getty, we have discovered a number of hybrid clones have been unleased. Half ape and half the DNA of Duncan O’Finioan, these simian-sapien clones are called “Duncan O’Simioans.”
nite the facial similarities:
These wild hostile O’Simioan beasts will rape anything, feast on any flesh, and fart a deadly gas that will suffocate anyone within ten feet.
Just another by-product of the evil cabal scientists deep underground.
Posted by A.M.