Archive for the ‘reptilians’ Category

Women Around the World Form Lines to Have Baby from Reptilian Hunter, The HiJacker
December 19, 2013

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After killing hundreds of reptilians from the Bloodline of Cain, Dracos royalty albinos and dozens of soul eaters, The HiJacker has become earth’s hero and the love machine of large hordes of female groupies who all want the DNA of the Chief Among Mammalians in their children.

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The HiJacker Hunts Down Reptoids and Clones in the White House
December 13, 2013

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Reptilian Hunter The HiJacker Clears the Moon of All Dracos
December 13, 2013

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Mop up ops are underway. By his own hand, The Hijacker slaughtered 140 reptoids.

Reptilian Hunter, The HiJacker, Joins the Idylwild Group
November 30, 2013

jacker3With the invasion of reptilian soldiers from ISON hungrily eating people around the world, and soul eaters devouring souls in southeast Asia and Russia, the Idylwild Group has been joined by the former radio host and infamous reptilian hunter, The HiJacker.

“I, the Chief Among Mammalians, have come out of exile to hunt down these scaly vermin and long-legged soul eaters to clean the world of their filth,” says the HiJacker, who uses a number of specially modified weapons endowed with Christ-energy, such as a machete forged from fragments of Excalibur and Odin’s Spear, a divine staff given to him directly by Moses, a sword made from cold fusion iron ore from the rings of Saturn (the same some super solders have skeleton replacements made of) and bullets with hollowed-out tips and the blood of Jesus in them.

Semjase and the Plejaran fleet has assigned him a special beamship that crosses all reptoid2dimensions and timelines, the infamous wedding cake saucer, fortifying his title as the changer of reality. The HiJacker joins Cmmdr McCollumn, Roan the Mongoose, and Olein on earth missions of extreme danger and violence. “We are big beans for action here,” says The HiJacker, “and, GOOD LORD! who knew the Chief Among Mammalians would one day join a team of blonde aliens and renegade super soldier humans to engage Biblical prophecy — HAA!. Behold, I come quickly: blessed are those that keep the sayings of the prophecy.”

A former political muckraker in D.C. whose white papers changed government polices and put him on CIA/NSA hit lists, mention of The HiJacker can be found in 2 Corinthians and the Book of Revelations: “Behold, he cometh with clouds; and every eye shall see him” (Rev 1:7) is ref. of the HiJakcer coming to earth in a beamship to slay the serpent dragons aka the Dracos reptoids. “And…I saw four angels standing on the four corners of the earth” (Rev 7:17) is a ref. to McCollumn, Mongoose, HiJacker and Semjase (or Olein), four angels who come to battle the Dracos and soul eaters.

“With God on our side, the shape-shifting reptilian overlords and their bloodline of Caine soldiers do not stand a chance,” says the HiJacker, whose final mission will be to destroy Alestair Crowley and all his evil progeny, like the Bush brothers and Duncan O’Finioan.

Let’s hope he succeeds.

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posted by D.N.

A Reptilian Thanksgiving
November 28, 2013

While Lesus, commander of the ISON planetoid ship, is dead, his reptilian minions, plus a dozen soul eaters, departed before swinging around the sun and its binary twin, and have landed on earth on Thanksgiving to feast on humans in the following nations:

USA

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Iran

Brazil

South Africa

Vietnam

Colombia

Canada

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We hope that no one out there winds up on a reptoid dinner plate today. Think how the turkeys feel!

Posted by D.N.

We Take Vengeance
September 6, 2013

I probably need not say which member of the Idylwild Group is the black clad avenger in this Mexico City adjustment of justice. The bus drivers were part of the reptilian cabal, who snatched these women and offered them up for ritual abuse and blood sacrifice to the Priory of Dracos.

We avenge all, you minions of Crowley!

posted by A.M.

Reptilian Ships Landing in Brazil
September 3, 2013

People are seeing reptilian ships landing in Brazil and eating people in the rainforests. They have taken over an old mantoid base deep underground.  We are dispatching there.

Anya Briggs: Gizeh Spy and Jesuit/Zionist Operative
May 28, 2013

anyaWe have been getting many reports and seeing much crazy stuff about Anya Briggs lately. We can concur that she is no longer to be trusted.  After her visit to Dulce, we have evidence that her mind was taken control of by the Gizeh Intelligence and the reptilians and she has been working as their spy and also as a Jesuit/Zionist operative. She has been working as a psychic scanner for the Tall Whites during Las Vegas and during the mini-nuke deployment in Syria. She was removed from U.S. Space Command’s Grid Initiative (where psychics will be used as a sort of back-up internet communications should the system crash) for being defective.

It is true that in my previous work for the military I abducted her in a TR-3B and was instrument with her implants and use for time travel. It was a mistake on all our parts. I am beginning to understand that she has been an Alestair Crowley mole all along, working side-by-side with Duncan O’Finioan and Sarah Stanga. Her handlers are Stewert Swerdlow and Preston Nichols.  That “mistake” she made during the Diamond Spider Wars was not a mistake.

What is worse is she has a number of clones running around too. Time to start clone-huntin’.

Posted by A.M.

Clones in Las Vegas
May 21, 2013

We tracked down some tall whites to Las Vegas. While there, I slipped in like Flynn to the Super Soldier Summit this weekend. A lot of old friends and enemies there. I had to use a hologram belt to hide my identity. Too busy for this stuff. Lorien Fenton was trying to remote view me. Some of the people there were not who they really are. They were clones. Clones of the following people were placed there:

James Rink, Douglas Deitrich, Tyler Clark, Kerry Cassidy, JoAnn Richards, Mike Hemmingson, Miles Johnston, Sara Adams, Noreen Helphand, Erin Hicks, Solaris BlueRaven — EVERY ONE OF THESE PEOPLE WERE NOT PEOPLE BUT CLONES!

I almost took them out, as the top clone killer in this dimension, but I had tall whites to hunt down. Tall whites who set the mini-nuke off in Syria. Tall whites gambling at the Stardust and Belagio. Roan and I were sniffing some greys about too.

Then we smelled something real bad:

Duncan O’Finioan was spotted trying to get into the casino to do some killing, but Roan the Mongoose stepped in his path. Duncan quickly pissed his panties and ran away in fear.

I spotted the astral body of Michael Aquino roaming about. I went after him and he jumped into the body of the Douglas Deitrich clone.

I found the originals of Deitrich, Sara, and Solaris knocked out in the back of a Ryder moving van, being watched by a tall white. Roan took out the tall white. I took out the clones of Deitrich, Sara and Solaris and returned them to their rooms.

The Former White Hat, in his 5D body, showed up with Asket and Semjase to help us. “Accept no clones,” he said. The three then took out the other clones after finding the originals of the others hidden in the freezer behind Starbucks. Asket and Semjase returned them to their rooms.

In Starbucks were gallons of nanites. I destroyed them.

I spotted Max Spiers wrestling with three shape-shifting reptilians disguised as himself, Tyler Clark and James Casbolt.. I took out the these lizard imposters with a sonic cannon,

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Then we spotted a black helicopter with a psychic scanning the area. The psychic was Anya Briggs, under control of the Gizeh Intelligence.

The Mongoose and I headed for Area 54, tracking the last of the tall whites. But they escaped in a ship with Anya and Duncan.

These are strange times, my friends.

Posted by A.M.

Aaron in Holo-disguise at Super Soldier Summit
May 19, 2013

Cmdr. Aaron McCollum is attending the Super Soldier Summit in Las Vegas, but is using a hologram projecter to disguise himself from people who would recognize him. He is with the Mongoose, Roan. They are tracking down the Tall Whites, who like to gamble, that were involved with the mini-nuke in Syria and are attemoting to mini-nuke the San Andreas Fault and the Salton Sea. McCollum reports that there is a heavy influx of black ops and reptoids doing surveillance.